Hello, I'm Cal.

• In the early 2010s I ran the reasonably well-regarded comedy blog "Oh Yeah Me Too" before accidentally deleting the whole thing. It then briefly became a paper magazine, selling over 10 (but less than 12) copies

• In 2013, we crowd-funded and launched "sixteenbynine" magazine, which ran for one glorious pilot issue

• In 2017 I wrote "The French Exchange Whale and Other Rejected Book Ideas" published by Hodder

• In 2022 I made a Keeping Up Appearances gameboy game, loading it onto an actual cartridge to be playable on original hardware. "Is this real???" - Rylan

• I am currently renovating a house which has so far taken two years, thousands of pounds and one finger

• I take photos on film

• I tinker with small electronics projects, combining my interests in Raspberry Pis, 3D printing and receiving small but noticeable electric shocks

Lil Blogs Coming Soon:

• The Severance-inspired kitchen tv
• Creating nostalgic live TV channels with "physical media" cartridges
• The e-ink newspaper front-page
• Attempting to get the highest possible VHS rips (and why?)
• Getting back into minidiscs
• Taking a Joke too Far: Fake Gameboy Games and The Lieutenant Columbo Tamagotchi